You might remember me from movies like... Just kidding. I don't expect you to remember me. But you have occasionally seen me in movies standing next to famous people, so I might be familiar to you.

In one of these movies, I play a "character" named Squeek Little Bitch Scolari. I'll let you in on a little secret. They call me that because my fetish is being called a little bitch.

I can't get enough of it. Will you do me a favor and send me an email telling me what a little bitch I am? I would greatly appreciate it. And thanks for watching the movies where I tag along with famous people. I'll never be them, but standing next to them is enough.